YOUR AN ANGEL, IAM A DEVIL

these days i think time move by faster when i don't put on my watch and so i did just that. i think i need to slow down my head. chillax and dont think too much out of something small.

anyway i love being an asshole from time to time, it makes me feel like im more than just alive at some point. these are my jokes from the week.

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Scenario 1

Jason: I heard you have 6 boyfriends before. is that true?
Maha: Erm. why?
Jason: Anyway i was just wondering how did they chase after you. perhaps i could learn something from them.
Maha: i really don't know...
Jason: HMM DID THEY PUT ON RUNNING SHOES? HAHA

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Scenario 2

Lecturer goes rambling about h1n1

Jiaye: wahlao. this lecturer keep on talking on and on. like telling grandmother story.
Jason: really? look at him once again. does he look like he is telling a grandmother story?
Jiaye: (silence..)
Jason: look at how old and what gender he is. HE IS TELLING A GRANDFATHER STORY!!! :D

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Scenario 3

After financial charting lecture...

Jason: Sir, i have a question to ask
Mr Boon: Yes?
Jason: ya know i was wondering is stock market a form of gambling?
Mr Boon: NO! (With tons of exclamations actually)
Jason: OH..
Mr Boon: Whats your name? what course your from? look at warren buffet!

hahah i really wanted to rebutt him. but the conversation and all ended on a good note though.

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im feeling dead beat , negative and tired. everything's in a whirl now. time to time it makes me wonder what kind of god would serve this?

we all know that god by this name...

L I F E.